Contender 1:


Q: "Are there any natural foods that contain MSG?" The answer: Doritos.
Contender 2:

During an afternoon lull, a half eaten sweet potato was noticed dreamingly sitting one cubicle over.
We were shoo'd away quickly, but I snuck a couple photos in.

During an afternoon lull, a half eaten sweet potato was noticed dreamingly sitting one cubicle over.

Vote: Whose lunches do you want to see more of? Contender 1 or Contender 2.