Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Lunch slinging side shot:

Today's lunch consists of a 5 x 5" container with a hotdog on a bed of macaroni and cheese. Also included was a bottle of No Sugar Added Cranberry Juice and an apple peeking out of the front right pant pocket.

Reminder: this is the last day to guess how many hotdogs will be brought into lunch for the month of December. Post your guess in the comments section.

Thinking today's work was done, the camera was left in the cubicle as we headed for a peaceful meal in the cafeteria. Only to discover the following:

Once out of the pocket, the apple looked more like this! It was so bad that Supibrot! was not even allowed to take a picture of it. Feeling a little low about how we missed the picture of the rotten apple, our investigative instincts kicked in.

It was unusual for a bottle of juice to be brought for lunch. "Where did this come from?" we asked. "It was rolling around in the back of the car." "Was it open when you found it???" "No" we were told, it wasn't.

However, the label on the juice clearly notes this juice was best by April , 18th 2010, NOT April 10th, 2018 as some may have tried to convince us.

Monday, November 29, 2010

A true supibrot for lunch!

Supibrot and an apple in the morning light.

Supibrot, an apple and a container of homemade yogurt on its side.

Supibrot on a plate in the cafeteria.

Make your own supibrot at home. Here's how:

Layer bread, mayonnaise (notice today's variation of mustard), lebanon bologna (or other meat per taste preferences/budget), cheese and a generous sprinkling of salt and pepper. Broil until the cheese melts. Mahlzeit!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

9:36 am: This pile was noticed near a desktop computer.




Working our way down the pile reveals...




...2 bananas and 200g can of Fusia brand Whiting Filets. "The secret is in the sauce."



Noticing some interest in this banana, we were told "this banana would be good in a milkshake."



A single butter sandwich in a ziploc baggie.




Potato salad with 1/2 tomato.

Macaroni and cheese with crumbles on top and a hotdog on the diagonal.

I've never used this type of measuring device before, but if the container was a nut or bolt, it is extrapolated that the second 3" mark is 4" so it is approximately 4.5 " wide.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

No lunch today.

Poll: How many hotdogs do you think will be brought in for lunch in the month of December? Post your guess in the comments section. Poll will close at the end of November. The winner will be announced at the end of December.

Monday, November 22, 2010

No lunch today.

Friday, November 19, 2010

ME (upon receipt of picture): "Yikes! Josh- do you want to write the commentary for this and I'll post you as a guest blogger?"

JOSH: "I will do my best, although I am not 100% sure what I am looking at."

Thursday, November 18, 2010

I was out of the office Thursday and Friday, but had some guest bloggers fill in for me.

I am waiting for the description of the meal from NA, but we can see the homemade yogurt is ready to be used.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Today's meal is transported in a plastic box. Dimensions: 12" long x 5.5" wide.

The lid was removed to reveal a crowded display of foods clutching to the left side of the container.

Two pieces of chicken hug a pile of spaghetti, dusted with parmesan cheese, laying on a bed of hash browns.

A lone baby carrot fights for survival as it bravely stays afloat amid the chaos.

An additional tupperware contains approximately 1 lb. of potato salad.

An empty, heavily wrinkled, Hefty brand Onezip gallon bag was found just before lunch with fresh jam marks located on the inside surface.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

10:22am. A sandwich was noticed sitting precariously on the ledge of a desk during an international conference call. Sandwich's original size is estimated to be 5.5" by 5.5" in dimension. Three distinct bite marks were noted on the proximal end.

11:29am. Today's lunch consists of...yesterday's lunch. It was spared consumption and is back for round two.

Correction: Yesterday, 2 hotdogs were identified in the image, yet there were a total of three hotdogs utilized in this lunch to cover the spread of the pfannkuchen. Sorry for any confusion.

Mustard was used as an accompaniment to the asparagus spears.

A red and white plastic cup with "Trojans" written on it was noticed in close proximity to all of today's meals. Origin: Kitchen cabinet. If anyone is missing this cup tell them to locate a half eaten sandwich and the cup should be nearby...

Monday, November 15, 2010

This week starts off with a single large tupperware, approximately 12" long, 6" wide and 4" tall. The foundation consists of two german pancakes to the left cradled by a slice of apple pie on the right. Today's lunch is topped off with several asparagus spears.

A side view reveals two hotdogs, hoping to go unnoticed, wrapped snugly in the pancakes.